False alarm, apparently: the Nonprofiteer has “the heart muscle of a 20-year-old,” according to the interventional cardiologists who handled her case. Which leaves only two questions:
- Why couldn’t they say that about her other muscles, say, pectorals? Gluteals?
- What kind of heart muscle is the 20-year-old making do with?
Thanks to you all for your notes and good wishes. In the words of the great W. Shakespeare, much ado and all’s well.