Dear Nonprofiteer, My computer is on the fritz

Dear Nonprofiteer,

My computer is on the fritz and I’m working on a borrowed Mac which is a pain in the ass and I tried to use the library’s computers but the next time there’s one available is a year from Shavuous. How can I operate under these circumstances? Signed, Slave to Technology

Dear Slave,

You can’t–as the Nonprofiteer knows too well, suffering as she is under the same technological incapacities. Declare a holiday (St. Funderberg’s Day) and try again tomorrow.


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